being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
this is the scene
i know it
Mysterious Fathom’s Below, by Guy Vasilovich
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it hard
I wanna be
where the people are
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy
destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
An act of true love can thaw a frozen heart.
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
what happened to old zealand